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funny meanings of car names
Who said car names don't have meanings FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Tchnolgy FORD: For Only Rough Drivrs ...... HYUNDAI: Hope u Undrstand Nothng's Drivable & Inexpnsve VOLVO: Vry Odd Lookng Vehicular Objct PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Childrn Havng Evrythng OPEL: Old People Enjoyng Life TOYOTA: The One u Only Trust, Alwys HONDA: Hanged Ovr, Now Drivng Away BMW: Brings Me Women .
A Friend
I need a friend, who is jolly and friendly
One who does not make me sad or angry?
All the problem should I share with him,
I need a friend, who has got strong beliefs.
On whom I can rely to be true and construct
All these attribute are being for this special being
To whom I could like to give my heart and soul.
Examination
Ah! It’s again examination
What a botheration
For the young generation
Must study with concentration
English and its composition
Urdu and its recitation
Math with its calculation
Chemistry with its equations
Civics with its civilization
Geography with its population
Biology with its classification
Physics with its definitions
Home test, pre-board and detentions
Preparation, preparation, preparation
Who can survive in this situation ?
While no time for recreation.
Fun Maza
Roses are red, violet are blue
Monkeys like you, are kept in zoo
Hey, Friend; remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all!
- The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flower too.
If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you ?
- Hi! I am marring next week, there will be a small party and only a few people will be invited…… so I am inviting you….don’t bring any gift with you…..just bring someone to marry me.
- My feeling for you no words can tell
Except for may be “go to hell”
Of lowing beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
When I open my eyes every morning I pray to God
That everyone should have a friend like you……………
Why should only I suffer!!!!
- When you feel sad…………
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say.
“Damn I am really cute” you will overcome your sadness
But don’t make this a habit…………
Coz liars go to hell!!!!
Jokes
Guest: “why does the dog sit there and watch me eat?”
Hotel Host: “I can’t imagine, unless it’s because you have the plate he usually eats from.”
- A guy phones up his boss , but gets the bosses’ wife instead:
“I am afraid he died last week” she explains.
The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.
“I told you “the wife replies, “He died last week”
The next day again he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss, by this time the wife is getting upset and shouts:
“I’ve already told you twice, my husband, your boss, died last week! Why do you keep calling?”
“Coz……”he replied laughing, “I just love hearing it……………………”
- Surd “excuse me sir, what time is it?”
Man: its 3:15
Surd (puzzled look on his face) “you know, it’s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer”.
- Teacher: what are the people of Turkey called ?
Student: I don’t know
Teacher: they are called Turks, now what are the people of Germany called ?
Student: they are called Germs.
